Welcome to NimbleSquid™

Marketing So Agile, We Forgot What We Were Doing

🧠 About Us

We leverage AI, buzzwords, and sheer confidence to skyrocket your KPIs into the *who-knows-where*. Founded over an overpriced oat milk latte, we exist to do one thing: Synergize Paradigm Shifts.

💼 Our Services

👥 Meet the Team

📈 Our Results (Definitely Real)

“Thanks to NimbleSquid™, I now have *two* customers!” — A guy we met at a bar
“We increased our impressions by 900%. Still don’t know what that means.” — Confused Client #42
“They told me to pivot. So I did. Into bankruptcy.” — Former CEO, current Uber driver

🛒 Packages

Package Price Includes
The “Oops All Hashtags” $499 1 Strategy Call, 12 Hashtags, 3 Vague Promises
The “Pivot and Pray” $999 Custom Logo, 1 Email Blast, 30% More Buzzwords
The “We Don’t Know Either” $??? Just trust us, okay?

📞 Contact Us

📍 Based in "The Cloud"

📧 hello@NimbleSquid.biz

📞 Call us at 555-WE-TWEET (only during Mercury retrograde)

*NimbleSquid™ is not responsible for actual marketing outcomes, lost revenue, social media cancelations, or identity crises resulting from unclear branding. Use at your own risk. Seriously.